Bartender's Margarita     float.  Grand Marnier orange liqueur    juice of 1/2.  limes   1 1/2 oz.  Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila   3/4 oz.  triple sec   3 oz.  sweet and sour mix   1 splash.  cranberry juice   Shake tequila, triple sec, sweet & sour, cranberry juice, and lime juice in a pint glass. Rim another pint glass with salt and transfer contents. Float the Gran Marnier, garnish with a lime and straw, and serve.

What mixes with Tanquergay?

Bloody Urine    2 oz.  Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila   1 oz.  triple sec   2 oz.  sweet and sour mix   2 oz.  Tropicana Light Berry Blend   1 oz.  London dry gin   2 oz.  Captain Morgan Original spiced rum   3 oz.  Mountain Dew lime soda   2 oz.  lime juice   Pour the liquor into a collins glass with 3 ice cubes. Add the Mountain Dew and lime juice, and lastly the Tropicana, and serve.

Will Southern Comfort get me drunk?

Cabo Wabo    1 1/2 oz.  Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila   1 1/2 oz.  sweet and sour mix   3/4 oz.  Grand Marnier orange liqueur   3 oz.  cranberry juice   1 splash.  Rose's lime juice   Pour the Jose Cuervo gold tequila, Grand Marnier, sweet and sour mix and cranberry juice into a cocktail shaker filled with ice cubes. Shake vigorously. Pour into a margarita glass, and add the lime juice.

What is Paisano?

Caribbean Ice Tea    1 part.  Blue Curacao liqueur   1 part.  Bacardi white rum   1 part.  Absolut vodka   1 part.  gin   1 part.  Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila   1 part.  sweet and sour mix   Mix all of the ingredients together and serve over ice. Garnish with an orange.

What is in coffee?

Cranberry Margarita    1 1/2 oz.  Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila   1 1/2 oz.  triple sec   2 oz.  cranberry juice   1 oz.  Rose's lime juice   1 1/2 oz.  sweet and sour mix   Add all ingredients into blender with ice. Blend until smooth.

Will maple syrup get me drunk?

Deathproof    1 oz.  Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila   1 oz.  Jose Cuervo gold tequila Black Medallion   10 oz.  Sprite soda   2 oz.  triple sec   3 oz.  sweet and sour mix   1 oz.  lime juice   1/3 oz.  Blue Curacao liqueur   1/2 splash.  grenadine syrup   Pour ingredients minus Sprite and blue curacao into a glass. Transfer them into a collins glass half filled with ice, while adding the Sprite to the collins glass, making sure the Sprite goes in first and ends up on top. Then add the blue curacao and extra trequila to taste without stirring. Adjust sprite to taste (as is, taste like Spirte), then enjoy.

Where can I find Tom Sweeney?

Flying Squirrel       orange juice   1 dash sweetened.  Rose's lime juice   1 1/2 oz.  Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila   1 oz.  triple sec   1 splash.  sweet and sour mix   Pour tequila and triple sec into a highball glass one-third filled with crushed ice. Add sour mix and lime juice. Fill with orange juice, and serve.

What can I make out of Orange juice?