Aloha    1/4 oz.  dry vermouth   1/4 oz.  gin   1 oz.  soda water   1/2 oz.  dark rum   1/4 oz.  cognac   1/2 oz.  lime juice   Shake with ice cubes and strain into a large cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wheel.

How much Lord And Lady will get you drunk?

Alternatini       cocoa powder   3 oz.  vodka   1/2 tsp.  sweet vermouth   1/2 tsp.  dry vermouth   1 tsp.  white creme de cacao   Shake with cracked ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass rimmed with sweetened cocoa powder and garnish with a hershey's kiss.

How much Marzo Madness will get you drunk?

Amaretto Heartwarmer    1 crushed.  peach kernel   1 oz.  dry vermouth   2 oz.  Southern Comfort peach liqueur   1 oz.  amaretto almond liqueur   1/2 tsp.  sugar   2 unsalted.  almonds   Warm the southern comfort and add the almonds, peach and sugar. Stir. Allow to cool and add the vermouth and amaretto. Stir again and strain over ice into an old-fashioned glass.

Do you want more Lumumba?

American Beauty    1/2 oz.  dry vermouth   1 oz.  orange juice   1/2 oz.  tawny port   1 oz.  brandy   1/4 tsp.  white creme de menthe   1 tsp.  grenadine syrup   In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the brandy, vermouth, creme de menthe, orange juice, and grenadine. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Pouring slowly and carefully, float the port on top.

What can I make out of Orange Soda?

Anesthetic       sugar   1 dash.  orange bitters   1 oz.  dry vermouth   1 oz.  cognac   3 oz.  gin   1 oz.  sweet vermouth   Pour gin, vermouth, cognac and bitters into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add sugar to taste, garnish with lemon peel, and serve.

Drinks with beer?

Annabele Special    1/3 oz.  dry vermouth   1 1/2 oz.  benedictine herbal liqueur   1/3 oz.  lime juice   Mix with cracked ice in a mixing tin and strain into a cocktail glass.

Do you want more Island Donkey?

Annabelle Special    1/4 oz.  dry vermouth   2 oz.  benedictine herbal liqueur   1/4 oz fresh.  lime juice   Pour the ingredients over cracked ice in a mixing glass. Stir well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.

Where can I find Tom Sweeney?