17 Twist    2 oz.  Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka   5 oz.  Mountain Dew citrus soda   Out of a 20 oz bottle of Mountain Dew, empty enough of it so that the bottle's contents are directly below the first bump line from the top. Fill to the top with Smirnoff raspberry twist vodka. Mix lightly and enjoy.

What is the best kind of Canadian Pussy?

Ambrosia Martini    1 1/2 oz.  Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka   1 1/2 oz.  Sour Puss raspberry liqueur   1 1/2 oz.  Blue Curacao liqueur   4 oz.  pineapple juice   Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake vigorously, pour into a highball glass, and serve.

How much is Zultry Zoe?

Attempted Suicide    1 bottle.  Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka   1 bottle.  peach schnapps   1 bottle.  Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum   3 bottles.  fruit juice   1 pint ripe sliced.  strawberries   18 ripe sliced.  bananas   1 whole.  cantaloupe melon   Cut the cantaloupe melon into small pieces. Mix all alcohol and fruit juice in a large container such as a cooler. Slice the fruit and place in the alcohol and let marinate. Serve in a tall glass with ice and fruit as garnish.

Where can I buy Hurricane Laura?

Berry Chocolate Martini    1/2 oz.  Black Haus blackberry schnapps   1 oz.  white creme de cacao   1/2 oz.  Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka   Pour Black Haus into a cocktail shaker with ice. Add Smirnoff raspberry twist vodka and white creme de cacao. Shake, and strain into a cocktail/martini glass. Garnish with white chocolate shavings, and serve.

How much Simpson Solution will get you drunk?

Blackberry Martini    1 oz.  Black Haus blackberry schnapps   1 oz.  Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka   Add Black Haus blackberry schnapps and Smirnoff raspberry twist vodka to a cocktail shaker, with ice. Shake and strain into a cocktail/martini glass. Garnish with a blackberry, and serve.

What ingredients are in old fashioned?

Blow Job #2    3 oz.  Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka   3 oz.  Sprite soda   Stir together the Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka and Sprite lemon-lime soda in a highball glass. Serve straight up.

How do you make a Kremlin?

Blue Kool-Aid Punch    1 L.  Kool-Aid Blue Moon Berry mix   6 oz.  Sour Puss raspberry liqueur   6 oz.  Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka   Make a liter of kool-aid mixture as standard. Add the raspberry vodka and raspberry sour puss, and stir. Pour into tall, ice-filled glasses, and serve.

How do you make a Island Donkey?