Absolut Hulk    2 1/2 oz.  Midori melon liqueur   3 1/2 oz.  pineapple juice   2 1/2 oz.  Absolut Vanilia vodka   1/2 oz.  gomme syrup   1 1/2 oz fresh.  lime juice   Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a collins glass 3/4 filled with ice cubes. Garnish with two pineapple leaves, and serve.

How much orange will get you drunk?

Absolut Hunk    10 ml.  gomme syrup   50 ml.  Absolut Vanilia vodka   10 ml fresh.  lime juice   1 splash.  pineapple juice   Pour the Absolut Vanilia vodka over ice cubes in a cocktail shaker. Add the gomme syrup, fresh lime juice and a splash of pineapple juice. Shake or stir well. Strain into a chilled martini glass, garnish with a lime wedge, and serve.

What can I make out of gin?

Absolut Lemonade       ice      Sprite soda   1 oz.  amaretto almond liqueur   1 oz.  Absolut Citron vodka   2 oz.  sweet and sour mix   Mix alcohol, sweet and sour. Add Ice and top off with Sprite.

What do I mix with Jager Punch?

Absolut Limousine       ice    fill with.  tonic water   1 oz.  lime juice   2 oz.  Absolut Citron vodka   Fill Absolut into a glass. Add Lime juice. Add Ice and lime wedges.

What drinks are like old fashioned?

Absolut Manx Whore    1 dash.  bitters (optional)   1 1/2 oz.  Absolut vodka   1 1/2 oz.  sambuca   4 1/2 oz.  sweet and sour mix   Build the drink in a beer mug or mason jar filled with ice. If served to a Manx woman, add a dash or two of bitters.

Where can I buy Apple Spritzer?

Absolut Mixer     fill with.  orange juice   1 oz.  Absolut Peppar vodka   1 oz.  Absolut vodka   1 oz.  Absolut Citron vodka   1 oz.  Absolut Kurant vodka   Shake together over ice, and strain into a highball glass. Garnish with a lime wedge and a cherry.

What can I make out of tequila seabreeze?

Absolut Motherfucker    1 1/2 oz.  Crown Royal Canadian whisky   1 1/2 oz.  triple sec   1 1/2 oz.  Absolut Citron vodka   1 1/2 oz.  peach schnapps   1 splash.  pineapple juice   1 splash.  orange juice   Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake vigorously as to form ice shavings and foam, pour entire contents into a highball glass and serve.

Does Tom Sweeney make a good shot?